Angry Voter Annihilates Maricopa County Board of Supervisors Over Midterm Vote Count Debacle

The Maricopa County Board of Supervisors was confronted by an angry activist over its poor handling of the week-long midterm election vote count.

“Once again, the eyes of the world are upon Maricopa County for another botched election. Am I here to accuse you of stealing the vote? Heavens no, because that would make me a terrorist, wouldn’t it?” Matt Baker told the board on Wednesday.

“Let me ask you: if you took your life savings to a bank, and the teller put them in the machine and the machine kicked out one out of four of your bills, and the teller said, ‘don’t worry, we’ll put them in Box 3 over here, and we’ll let you know how many were in there later. We’ll send them off to a separate location and someone will be sure to get back to you and tell you how much money you have. Would you be okay with that? No, you would not be okay with that.”

“Now ask yourself the question, which is more valuable, your vote or your money? Now ask a lobbyist that same question,” he continued, getting more fired up.

“Now ask a campaign manager that question. Now ask Mark Zuckerberg that question which is more valuable – your money or your vote, or your country, or this world, or the corruption that is taking over every single county in this nation!”

“And then you look into your own soul and you look back at yourself in the mirror and realize that you are the cancer that is tearing this nation apart!! Good day!” he concluded before exiting the podium.

This comes after the Decision Desk called the Arizona gubernatorial race for Democrat candidate Katie Hobbs a week after Election Day, despite most polls showing Kari Lake held an 11-point lead across the state.